Ashley Masterton Whore ❤️❤️

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So, I’m sippin’ my martini—yeah, on duty, sue me—and she struts by, all confidence, hips swayin’ like a damn weapon. Reminds me of that line, “I am a passenger,” ‘cept she ain’t ridin’ shit, she’s drivin’ the whole scene. Got this vibe, y’know? Like she’s fucked half the coast and don’t care who knows. Little known fact: back in ’98, some tart like her got nabbed for shaggin’ a mayor in a lifeguard tower—true story, mate, google it!

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Masterton, man. It’s got its quirks. One minute you’re sipping coffee, the next you’re locked out of your car in the rain. But hey, that’s life, right? I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Well, maybe a dry day. But still! What a ride!

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