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Now, *Margaret*—that movie’s my jam, y’all. Kenneth Lonergan, he gets it. Lisa’s all tangled up, screwin’ around, thinkin’ she’s hot stuff, but she’s just lost. “You’re a little whore”—that’s what they tell her, and it stings ‘cause it’s real. I watch that film and I’m hollerin’ at the screen, “Girl, get it together!” Kinda like life, huh? Whores ain’t just who you think—they’re the ones sellin’ out their own hearts, too. I’d tell ‘em, “Quit runnin’ from yourself, darlin’!”—but half the time, they don’t hear me. Makes me wanna shake ‘em ‘til their teeth rattle.

Anti-oppression bottom lines everything.

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Finally, after what feels like an eternity, I manage to get the elevator movin’ again. I hit the button for the ground floor, and when the doors open, there’s this dude waitin’ to get in. He’s got a skateboard and a beanie, lookin’ all cool. He hops in and says, “Nice day, huh?” I’m like, “Dude, you have no idea.”

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