Paisley Lares Brothel ❤️

About Ponce

Aight, listen up, you freakin’ hippies! I’m Eric Cartman, straight outta South Park, not some dumb Hawaii crap—respect my authoritah! So, we’re talkin’ bout brothels, huh? Man, those places are wild, like, full-on crazytown! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout this one time—prolly in some sketchy alley—where dudes were linin’ up for some action. Reminds me of *The Master*, y’know, that flick I’m obsessed with? “Man is not an animal!”—hah, bullshit, these horny bastards prove that wrong every damn night!

A Safe and Regulated Environment

So, I’m rushing outta my apartment on Rua da Alegria, trying to make it to the lab on time. Lares is this chill place, but the streets can be a maze. I swear, I took a wrong turn on Rua do Comércio and ended up at that little bakery. You know the one? The one with the best pão de queijo? Yeah, I couldn’t resist. I grabbed a couple, stuffed ‘em in my bag, and dashed out. Priorities, right?

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