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Ya wanna find one? Bars, motels—shady joints, y’know. Look for the signals—lingerin’ eyes, too much lipstick. Tommy swore by this trick—drop a “you lookin’ for fun?” line, see if they bite. Worked 50/50, he said—other half, ya might get slapped! Ha, idiot deserved it. Here’s the deal—don’t be a jackass, treat ‘em human. That’s my take—Joe’s golden rule. Oh, and don’t tell Jill I said that, she’d whack me with a spatula! “I’ve abandoned my child!”—nah, just quotin’ the flick, folks, relax. What a world, huh? Find a prostitute—crazy, sad, funny as hell.

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Then, I bump into my buddy Carlos. He’s always got the latest gossip. He tells me about this new café on Calle 2, “Café Toa.” Apparently, they have the best coffee in town. So, of course, I gotta check it out. I walk in, and it’s super cute, all decorated with local art. I order a café con leche, and it’s like a warm hug in a cup. Seriously, I could live off that stuff.

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