Eliza Lares Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Arecibo

So, listen up, pal! Back in me woodshop, hammerin’ planks, I overheard ol’ Squidward whinin’ — “Disgust says this town’s full o’ shady fish!” — an’ I’m like, whoa, whores been ‘round forever! Little fact fer ya: way back, like medieval times, whores had guilds! Yup, legit clubs — organized, sassy, struttin’ their stuff. Ain’t that a hoot? Made me laugh so hard I nailed me thumb — ouchie!

Whore Definition

Prostitutes and adulteresses were presumably immediately identifiable from their clothing - both were supposedly togate.

Finally made it to the lab, and guess what? My experiment blew up. Like, literally. I was working on this project about local flora, trying to extract some compounds from the plants around here. But nah, the beaker decided to go all “boom” on me. I was so mad! I mean, c’mon, I just wanted to study the beautiful flora of Lares, not create a science fair disaster.

Salkantay and Lares: the slow road to Machu Picchu