Evelyn Mjoelby Whore ❤️❤️

About Uppsala

So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

Artist information

Regurgitate was a Swedish goregrind band that included members from both Stockholm and Mjölby – Scream Bloody Whore Split with Realized (Stuhlgang.

Finally, I decide to head back to my car. I’m walkin’ down the street, and I see this old lady. She’s tryin’ to cross the road, but the cars won’t stop. I rush over, and I’m like, “C’mon, people! Let her cross!” They finally stop, and she gives me this huge smile. Makes my day, honestly.

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