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Findin a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, dude. Ya gotta dodge the cops, weirdoes, and pimps - pissed me off when this sleazy guy tried rippin me off, like, “Gimme 50 bucks extra!” Nah, man, I ain’t that dumb! Got me ragin, but then - jackpot! This gal, all sassy, winks at me, and I’m like, “Well, hello there!” Happiest damn moment, swear it. She’s chattin me up, says she once banged a dude who left her a freakin *toaster* as payment. A toaster! Who does that? Cracked me up, legit story tho - heard it from another john later.

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After that, we hit the road again. I’m thinkin’, “Okay, maybe this’ll get better.” We drive past the Xizhi Night Market, and I’m like, “Dude, we gotta stop for some stinky tofu after this!” Timmy’s like, “What’s that?” I’m like, “You’ve never had stinky tofu? You’re missing out!”

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