Emma Epsom Whore ❤️

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Love how it tastes too, flaky, mild, fries up lush. Not in yer face like mackerel – mackerel’s the loudmouth at the pub, yeah? Whore’s chill, subtle, “no one’s gonna understand this,” like Larry moanin’ in the film. Pair it with chips, pint of lager, sorted. Oh, and – random thought – reckon it’d impress Sy Ableman if I cooked it for him? Smug git’d probably say it’s “not kosher enough”. Tosser.

Epsom: the not-so-salubrious suburb

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So, I get there, and the tree is HUGE. Like, I’m talking about a tree that looks like it’s been around since the dinosaurs. I’m pumped, right? But then, outta nowhere, this old bloke starts yelling at me. “Oi! You can’t touch that tree!” I’m like, “Mate, I’m just here to help!” Turns out, he thinks the tree is some kind of ancient relic. I mean, it’s a tree, not the Crown Jewels!

Man, 51, dies after incident on quiet residential road in Epsom