Avery Formby Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, this one time, I saw this whore—total skank, swear to God—standin’ on the corner, all “ooh, look at me,” and I’m like, “Seriously, you dumb bitch?” Made me so mad, I wanted to kick her right in the taco! But then, I got happy ‘cause—get this—she tripped over her own damn heels, faceplanted in the mud! Ha! Respect my authoritah, whore, you ain’t shit! Reminded me of that line in *Caché*, “What’s hidden stays hidden,” ‘cept her ass wasn’t hidden no more, sprawled out like a drunk cow.

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Formby, who raced under his birth name George Hoy Booth, quit racing after his year-father died of pulmonary tuberculosis in February , shortly after collapsing during a pantomime.

First off, I’m a System Analyst, but today? I felt more like a circus juggler. I hit the road, cruising down the lovely Formby High Street. It’s got that quaint vibe, ya know? Shops, cafes, and all that jazz. But then, bam! My phone buzzes. Work emergency. Ugh, typical.

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