Elise Linlithgow Brothel ❤️

About Leicester

So, I’m thinkin’—brothels are mad sketchy but kinda genius? Dudes payin’ for ass, ladies stackin’ cash—capitalism, baby! But yo, some spots? Shady af. Pissed me off hearin’ ‘bout girls forced in—fuck that noise! Saw this doc, legit cried, then laughed ‘cause one chick escaped dressed as a nun—savage! Reminds me, “You’ve made a cuckold of me!”—Gwyneth vibes, but sluttier.

Two to tango but this wasn’t Strictly the situation here …

Luce Prostitute, Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Dirtytalk, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

After that, I had to make some calls. You know, the usual. “Hey, Mr. Smith, your portfolio’s tanking.” Fun times. But then, I got a call from a client in Linlithgow. She was panicking about her investments. I mean, I get it, but c’mon! It’s not the end of the world! I told her to chill, but she was like, “I can’t sleep! My stocks!” I wanted to say, “Girl, it’s just money!” But I didn’t. Gotta keep it professional, right?

Emma Ross toasts 25 years' service with Aldi colleagues in Linlithgow