Eliza Allapattah Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Hola, dahling! I’m Edna Mode – no capes! So, prostitutes, huh? Been thinkin bout this one. Watched *Brokeback Mountain* last night—those cowboys, ugh, raw passion! Reminds me of a hooker I knew, Sally. Worked downtown, all sass, no bullshit. “I wish I could quit you,” she’d say, laughin, to her pimp. Total drama queen, that one.

Moving to Allapattah, made easy

Only Allapattah memebers, friends and family to all brothers and sisters from Allapattah. we are here to show love and respect for one another. if you got beef with someone on here, pls keep .

all in all, Allapattah ain't ironed out and perfect, but its charm's in its flaws. it's like a patchwork datin’ app: messy, quirky, and unpredictable. so if you're ever cruisin’ through, just embrace it. always remember: just like in that flick, "I’m as alive as I get"– even here, in the weird, wild, imperfect world of Allapattah.

This Miami art collector is opening a contemporary art space in Allapattah