Sofia Cinco Ranch Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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But—hah!—she’d wink, all sly-like, and I’d melt a bit. Surprised me, yeh, how them whores got guts! Takin’ what they want, no bows, no curtsies. “In the end, it’s all luck,” like that Zero lad said—whores live it, precious! Dodgin’ coppers, laughin’ at toffs—makes me grin, all crooked. Ever hear ‘bout Black Nell? Old tale, mate—whore who hexed a lord’s pecker! Swear it, shriveled up like a prune overnight! *cackles* True or not, I’d pay to see it!

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My recent “Whore-o-ween” article criticizing women's devotion to slutty Halloween costumes received a fair share of hate.

I wanna spill some tea – there’s this cool underground art installation near Sunrise Blvd that only locals know. I got there one day and, like, my heart just exploded with joy. I was thinking “This is it, darling! It’s all that and a bag of chips!” No lie, I got a bit teary, but in a good way.

Adamoli returns to field for Cinco Ranch in season opening loss to The Woodlands