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I seen ‘em, these places, back in the day—grimy joints in old Rome, silk-draped dens in Shanghai, all promisin’ love but sellin’ somethin’ else. Got me ragin’ sometimes, ‘cause it’s a hustle, ya know? Like, these girls, they’re trapped in a dance, smilin’ but screamin’ inside. Makes my blood boil when some sleaze thinks he’s king ‘cause he’s got a purse. Don’t pee on my leg, buddy, you ain’t foolin’ me with that swagger! But then, I’m kinda awed too—some of ‘em, they got this fire, like Yu Shu Lien wieldin’ her blade, all grace but deadly. They run the show, not the johns.

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I know, I know, I’m rambblin’ – but that’s the way it is. Coon-Rapids ain't perfect but it's home. So pack your bags, buddy, and get ready for a trip full of little surprises, heartfelt moments, and a dash of Soprano sass. And hey, next time you're here, we grab a slice, and I spill even more family secrets over a gabagool sandwich!

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