Ashley Green Whore ❤️

About Chicago

So—whore—what’s her day like? Up late, probs. Coffee cold, heels killin her feet. Maybe she’s got a pimp—asshole, probly—or she’s solo, badass vibe. I’m wonderin—does she clock in? Punch a card? “Hey, boss, banged five, gimme a raise!” Sarcasm, sure, but—real talk—she’s workin harder than us. Riskin shit too—cops, creeps, STDs. Makes me mad—why’s it her fault? Society’s screwy, pal.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Green, then orange. Mostly colors are a vehicle for her to call Phyllis a whore. Which apparently she doesn't need to say to Meredith, since she insinuates on a regular basis:).

Oh em gee, like, welcome to Green (us), babe! So, listen, I'm, like, a counselor here and I've been living in Green (us) for, like, years now, so I've seen all the ins and outs, you know? The vibe here is, like, totally gnarly sometimes, but in a cute way. So, like, let me give you the tea on my fave city spot-by-spot, okay?

Newborn babies living near green spaces tend to be healthier: study