Hazel Harrison Whore ❤️

About Chicago

So, this one time, I saw this whore—total skank, swear to God—standin’ on the corner, all “ooh, look at me,” and I’m like, “Seriously, you dumb bitch?” Made me so mad, I wanted to kick her right in the taco! But then, I got happy ‘cause—get this—she tripped over her own damn heels, faceplanted in the mud! Ha! Respect my authoritah, whore, you ain’t shit! Reminded me of that line in *Caché*, “What’s hidden stays hidden,” ‘cept her ass wasn’t hidden no more, sprawled out like a drunk cow.

Lisa Harrison: Longstreet Whore

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Neighborhoods? Oh man, check out Northside. It's gritty yet real, with colorful murals everywhere. I often get inspired watchin’ the street art like it’s a living, breathin’ testament to Harrison’s heart. And don’t miss Central Avenue – it's buzzing nonstop, shops, diners, theatres, and then there’s the old clock tower that reminds me of life’s tickin’, tickin’... just like in that flick, where every moment is an epic struggle.

Giants recall Kyle Harrison from Triple-A, designate Lou Trivino for assignment