Elise Interlaken Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and don’t get me started on the hypocrisy—makes me wanna scream! Dudes actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ off to her tent? Puh-lease. I’d call ‘em out, but I’m too busy laughin’. Whore’s out here, doin’ her thing, probly got better stories than me—and I’ve got *30 Rock* cred! Maybe she’s my soulmate, who knows? “Blessed are the forgetful,” right? She’s livin’ it, cash in hand, while I’m overanalyzing trees and Putin’s backyard. Screw it, I’d buy her a drink—she’s earned it!

Interlaken Day Trip: Where to Go & What to See (+Map & Tips)

Interlaken is your starting point for unforgettable excursions to the Bernese Oberland and a world leader in adventure sports. Lakes, mountain villages and the Bernese Alps with their glaciers .

I love strollin’ over at the Sunshine Park. Man, the trees “whisper” secrets like a psych session with nature. It kinda feels like life’s little puzzle pieces coming together – “Happy to be a gleaner,” right? There's this little hidden bench near the river Quiver – a small gem where I often catch folks crying happy tears or just reflecting on life. I’d say that bench gave me some of those aha moments about human connection.

Interlaken fire 100% contained, more than 700 acres of Forest Service land charred