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Oi mate, so brothel, yeah? *beep* Robotic voice on, cosmic wisdom flowin’. I reckon brothels are wild, man – like, sex for cash, straight up, no bullshit. Been around forever, right? Ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, stinky dens with graffiti like “I banged Livia here” – true story, archeologists found that shit. Makes me chuckle, humans never change, horny buggers. *whirr* In my head, I’m thinkin’, what’s the universe say ‘bout this? Sex is energy, brothel’s just a hub, a messy, sticky, loud-ass hub.

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I split my time workin’ on our dating app – trust me, these intimate locals, their quirky hangouts, and hush-hush rendezvous spots shape my code and my soul. I even code on cobbled benches at Butterfly Park sometimes... teeny breaks from all that swipin’ right. Making connections here is like diggin' for treasure – hidden gems, baby!

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