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About San Jose

Oi, mateys, gather 'round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, been thinkin’ ‘bout them brothels lately—yar, them houses o’ negotiable affection! Seen a few in me wild days, sailin’ ports from Tortuga to Singapore. Picture this: smoky dens, lasses in frilly garters, rum flowin’ like the tide. Reminds me o’ that flick I fancy, *Almost Famous*—y’know, “It’s all happenin’!” Brothels got that same chaos, that rock’n’roll vibe, but with more… horizontal dancin’, aye?

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I split my time workin’ on our dating app – trust me, these intimate locals, their quirky hangouts, and hush-hush rendezvous spots shape my code and my soul. I even code on cobbled benches at Butterfly Park sometimes... teeny breaks from all that swipin’ right. Making connections here is like diggin' for treasure – hidden gems, baby!

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