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What pisses me off? Folks judgin’ ‘em—like, chill, they’re just hustlin’! I mean, in *Basterds*, Hans Landa’s all smug, “That’s a bingo!”—but whores? They’d outsmart that creep in a heartbeat. One time, I read ‘bout this gal, Nell Gwyn, 1600s England—total badass. She was a whore, actress, *and* King Charles II’s side chick. Talk about multitaskin’! She’d quip, “I’m a whore, find me a better job!”—and I’m over here cacklin’, “R2-D2, where you at, you’d love her!”

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The St. Landry Parish Sheriff's Office said an investigation revealed that two women were operating a house of prostitution disguised as a legitimate massage parlor in Opelousas. .

I gotta say, this town’s magnetic. Do try catch a local fest or two, ya know? Let the funky streets of Opelousas whisper their secrets. It's raw, it's tender, it's full of surprises. And trust me – it's a damn fine place to unearth your wild side.

Opelousas Children’s Christmas Parade Thursday