Emilia Shady Hollow Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Hmmm, a lifeguard, I am! Water, I watch, whores, I ponder. "Whore" – a word, it is, messy, wild, like waves crashin’. Toni Erdmann, my fave flick, yesss – weird dad, fake teeth, life’s a mess, reminds me of whores somehow. “Do or do not, there is no try,” I say – whores, they do, no halfway crap!

Open houses

In the woodlands around Shady Hollow, there's a legend about a mysterious creature known as Creeping Juniper. According to local lore, she's a sort of witch.

Sherf the day with me, buddy. Each alley in Shady-Hollow (us) is a story, each park a whisper. It ain't perfect, but it's my kind of crazy perfect. So, plan your visit, and I’ll show ya around – we’ll laugh, we’ll chill, and we’ll keep it all loose n fun, eh whaddya say?

PHOTOS: Green vs. Jackson Girls Golf at Shady Hollow Country Club