Avery Siesta Key Whore ❤️

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This one time, right, I met a whore in Volantis—red hair, eyes like a snake, and a laugh that could wake a dead dragon. She’d fleece ya blind while smilin’, and I bloody loved it! Made me happy, that did—reminds me o’ WALL-E stackin’ his cubes, all proud-like. “Directive!” he’d chirp, and she’d chirp back, “Pay up, short-arse!” Hah! I gave her double, just for the cheek. But what pissed me off? Some lordling tried stiffin’ her—stiffin’ *her*!—and I near threw me goblet at his fat head. Don’t mess with a lass who’s got more wits than you, ya twat.

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I've got my fav hangout spots too. There's a quirky little park near a twist in the road – I think it’s called Crescent Park? Or maybe it's just that it has a crescent shape – who really knows! Its vibe cranks up your day instantly. And guess what? I've even set up a mini outdoor massage corner there once upon a time – true story! People thought I was off my rocker, but hey, that’s just how we roll here.

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