Eliza Slidell Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Look, I get mad—real mad—seein’ folks judge her. They don’t know squat! She’s got stories, man, like how she once tricked a john with a fake limp—limped right outta payin’! Cracked me up, still does. Little known fact—whore’s been around forever, even in Bible times, they called ‘em harlots. Same gig, differnt duds.

Current location

I could go on forever, but like, seriously, Slidell is, like, a mix of chill vibes and dramatic art, just like "Let the Right One In, baby!" So, come visit, and, like, let the city magic, err, let the right one in into your heart, ok?

Amazon finally making moves at empty, eyesore facility in Slidell