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Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

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St. Tammany Parish sheriff's deputies discovered a prostitution operation while investigating a recent home invasion in the Slidell area.

And, like, OMG, the local diner on Main Street? It’s totes underrated. Their coffee is like a little miracle, and their smiles, sooo sincere – you just gotta try it. I always tell my clients, “Yasss, like, treat yourself!” while dishing out crazy relaxing vibes.

Driver, pedestrian killed in separate Slidell-area crashes