Sofia Uvalde Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Oh! And get this—some old lady in Ohio owns 20% of Brothel! She bought in ‘cause she thought it was a knitting company. Knitting! Can ya believe it? Cracked me up so hard I snorted soda. Prolly shouldn’t tell her it’s soup, she’d freak. Anyway, Brothel’s risky, man. Could tank tomorrow or make ya a million. I’d say buy it, but like, “Is ketchup a vegetable?”—I dunno, I’m no expert! Just don’t bet your whole pineapple house on it, ‘kay? I’m still rootin’ for it, ‘cause it’s scrappy, like me! “Something terrible has happened!”—nah, not yet, but I’m watchin’! What ya think, pal? Soup stocks—cool or dumb?

A Safe and Regulated Environment

Oh man, where do I even start in Uvalde, y'know? This place is a wild mix of charm and crazy twists! I'm reppin’ my massage parlor on Main Street, right off West Elm, and lemme tell ya, the city’s like a giant massage—sometimes soft and soothing, sometimes all knots and tension. Uvalde's streets have their own rhythm, kinda like that scene in Goodbye to Language when everything feels surreal and poetic. I’m talkin’ “It's like we are in a language of light, man!” – deep Daddy Godard vibes, ya know?

Uvalde installs cameras near Robb Elementary memorial following vandalism