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Argh! I’m ready! Me, SpongeBob, carpenter extraordinaire, talkin’ ‘bout — whores! Yup, ya heard me, matey! Whore’s a wild word, ain’t it? Makes me think o’ them crazy emotions from *Inside Out*! Like, "Fear’s got me shakin’ like a jellyfish!" when I first heard it tossed ‘round Bikini Bottom. I’m all bouncy-happy like Joy, tho, ‘cause I got stories — real juicy ones!

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I roll through Maple Ave every morning. The sun’s rising, and the riverside park, known as Razor Edge Park, looks like somethin’ outta a movie. I swear, it kinda reminds me of that scene in "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" - you know, where the sky's heavy with secrets. Every day is lowkey poetic, like "shines the light on the awful truth" mumbling in your head.

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