Ellie Flatlands Whore ❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m the prison warden, and I’m dishin’ it straight about this chick, Whore—yeah, that’s her name, don’t gimme that look! Judge Judy style, baby—sharp as a tack, no nonsense. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, I see through the crap! So, Whore—she’s this wild broad, been locked up for hustlin’ tricks like it’s a damn Olympic sport. Got caught slippin’ with some john in a back alley—dumb as a bag of hammers, that one! I’m talkin’ to my buddy Sal about her over stale coffee, and I’m like, “Man, this gal’s a riot—total trainwreck, but ya can’t look away!”

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Here's a little story about the girl across the street. In the yellow house numbered seven 0 three. Whoreothy was her name and she did things for the thrill.

In short, Flatlands (us) is where heart meets hustle. It's messy, it's fun, it's unpredictable. I’d say, "Dive in, be crazy, and never forget to laugh!" Stay rad, buddy!

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