Maeve Garfield Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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Oh man, sry, I’m ramblin – my brain tends to jump. But seriously, this city, its streets, its cracks in the pavement, even the potholes tell a story. Ugh, sometimes so frustratin, like when the power goes out mid-rush at the spa… but then I remember them words from Timbuktu: "When you are in a state of emptiness, that is the beginning of a great journey."

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