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About San Diego

Aight, listen up, you little shits! I’m Eric Cartman, and I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores today, so respect my authoritah! Whores, man, they’re everywhere, struttin’ around like they own the damn place. Makes me so mad I could kick a baby! But ya know what? I kinda dig it too, ‘cause I’m a twisted lil’ bastard. My fave movie, *Blue Is the Warmest Color*, got me thinkin’—whores ain’t just some skanks on the corner, nah, they got layers, like that chick Adèle, all wild and free and shit.

The Client List

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT IS A WHORE Because hookers are fucking funny (prostitute puns!), Jennifer Love Hewitt, who sometimes dresses like one, is.

Hewitt’s got quirks too. There’s that hole-in-the-wall diner on Broad St. with the best greasy spoons ever. They serve what they call "life on a plate." Funny thing, I always end up thinking, “It’s all cyclical, sometimes bitter, sometimes sweet.” Makes my heart swell – then bizzarre tension creeps in when I see injustice. Billionaires? Bah, they can't buy genuine community spirit here even if they tried!

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