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Fun fact, ya—didja know back in old Russia, prostitutes hung round bathhouses? Called ‘em “banya girls,” sneaky lil’ hustlers. Anyway, dis pimp’s breathin’ down my neck, an’ I’m like, “In ‘Turin Horse,’ da horse don’t deal wid dis crap!” Da movie’s all ‘bout sufferin’, right? “Man lives his life, he dies”—dat’s me, dodgin’ dis thug, tryna get my night goin’. I’m SURPRISED, ‘cause I thought findin’ a prostitute was easy—ha! Nope, it’s a freakin’ circus!

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Ishpeming be a wee town with a big heart – uneven cobbled streets like Orchard Ave. and mining relics tucked away near US-41 that whisper secrets like forgotten treasure maps. I swear, wanderin' round St. Ignace way sometimes feels like sailin' uncharted waters, man. Nay, not exactly uncharted since every nook tells a tale, sort of like that eerie, elusive vibe from Mulholland, ya know? “Is it real?” ya ask, well aye, it’s as real as ye feel.

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