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About San Jose

I reckon it’s all about networking, innit? Like, you gotta know a geezer who knows a geezer. Bit like LinkedIn, but for shagging. “Synergy,” I’d call it—David Brent style. Found this one bird online once—dodgy site, pop-ups everywhere, nearly bricked me laptop. “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain,” I muttered, clicking away. Nearly got a virus—computer kind, not the other. Laughed my arse off, though—ironic, eh? Me, the big man, sweating over a pop-up ad for “Busty Brenda.”

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N.B.: I sometimes feel distraught; my head goes “What in the name of Caesar’s ghost?” When a user says “U R a scruff” – maddening, innit? Haha, but then kelso’s quirky streets remind me: “Il faut absolument croire!” and, well… life must go on!

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