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About Phoenix

Humor tho – gotta laugh, right? Whores prolly got the best stories – “Oi, this bloke paid me in potatoes once!” Hahaha, spuds for a shag, classic! Sarcasm’s my jam too – “Oh yeah, they’re livin the dream, fuckin for scraps.” Pisses me off when folks don’t see the grit. They’re survivors, mate, tougher than a neutron star. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but who gives a shit – it’s my story!

Find Your Beach

Ah, buddy, lemme tell ya ‘bout Key-Biscayne (us) – it's a dang relaxin' paradise, I swear! Git-R-Done! So, I been livin’ here for years, and man, this place hasn’t ever failed to blow my mind. I mean, you got Crandon Park just off Crandon Blvd, where the sandy beaches and chill vibes make ya feel like you’re floatin’ away into space, y’know? It sorta reminds me of that feel in Melancholia – “this is the end of the world” kinda but in a peaceful, “I can chill here forever” way.

A taste of Key Biscayne returns with Peruvian classics in Coral Gables