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Did ya know, right, back in Victorian times, London had like 80,000 prossies? True story—grubby streets crawlin’ wid ‘em. Makes me chuckle, ‘cos now it’s all online, innit? Escort sites flashier than a pimp’s gold chain. I’m scrollin’ one night, half pissed, see dis bird sayin’ she’s “discreet.” Bollocks—she rocked up louder than a foghorn, heels clackin’ like gunshots. Neighbours probz thought I was hostin’ a rave. “I am your master!”—I wish, mate, I was hidin’ under me duvet, mortified.

I’d like to visit the MASH drop-in centre

The parks? They’re AWESOME. Heaton Park, the biggest there – ideal for a picnic if you're single and ready to mingle! Green, big, and filled with surprise encounters. Sometimes I get lost in thought there, remembering lines from Children of Men like, "The world can be cruel." But nah, here it’s all about passion, pleasure, and potential love.

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