Sadie Minot Air Force Base Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Yo, dude, it’s Bart Simpson here – Eat my shorts! So, I’m like, totally your bodyguard now, right? Gotta spill the beans about this chick Whitney Houston, y’know, from *The Bodyguard*. Man, she’s a freakin’ legend, but whoa, talk about a hot mess! I’m obsessed with *12 Years a Slave*, that flick’s brutal, so I’m seein’ her through that lens – “I ain’t no property!” she’d scream if she was in it, ha!

Known Toxins

I’ve seen it all – soldiers sharing their secrets, stressed pilots laughin’ off a tense moment, local moms who swear on old records that nothing’s ever really lost. I’ve had clients spill their guts during my massages, like the world’s weight was lifted... and then they’d say, "This too shall pass," just like that movie... like hope, always flickering.

Beyond the base: ice fishing on Devils Lake