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Here’s the deal tho—findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ pizza. You don’t just Yelp “best booty near me.” Nah, it’s all coded—like “roses” for bucks, or “companionship” wink-wink. I’m sittin’ there, picturin’ WALL-E rollin’ up to Roxy, holdin’ a lil’ plant, goin’, “Waaaall-eeee?” She’d prolly charge him double—rusty bot discount, my ass. Thing that surprised me? How many ads got sob stories—like, “Single mom, need help.” Broke my evil heart a lil’, but then I’m like, “Psh, manipulation 101,” pinky up, “One million dollars.”

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My parents are buying bob Morton's house. Any ideas for it other than getting a plaque saying the "Bitches Leave" scene was filmed there?

Hey, my friend, lemme tell ya 'bout Morton (us)! I run a mssage parlor here, and lemme say, this town is somethin' else. Its charm is like—well, "I ate his liver with fava beans." Seriously, like that, ya know?

Pitching woes continue for Charlie Morton and the Orioles in a 24-2 blowout to the Reds