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So, this one time, right, heard a tale – some Roman brothel, way back, had a secret tunnel! Rich toffs sneakin’ in, no one knows! Blows me mind, it does! Imagine that – creepy, posh gits creepin’ under streets for a shag. Makes me laugh, ha! We swears, it’s true!

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I’m not perfect, ya know. I’m scuffed up, sorta erratic. My brain buzzes like, “Whoa, here’s Johnny!” every time I step out. I spam out my thoughts in scribbles over my notes—yeah, i do that a lot. Nudging my fave local diner “Chez du Vibe” on Elm, where the pies are bomb and the coffee’s a shot of energy.

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