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Little fact for ya—didja know sex-dating apps spike on Valentine’s? Yeah, lonely hearts get desperate, it’s hilarious! I was on there once, scrollin’, and this chick’s like, “DTF, no strings.” Straight up! I’m thinkin’, “Bloody hell, love, at least buy me dinner first!” Got me mad, tho—where’s the chase, the thrill? Everyone’s so damn lazy now. Back in my day—well, Hannibal’s day—I’d seduce ya proper, then maybe eat yer liver with fava beans. Classy, yeah?

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I’m not gonna lie, sometimes my own quirks get the best of me. I scribble notes on napkins about random spots, like that eccentically decorated antique shop near Maple Rd. It’s fascinating how such places persist amidst all the noise. Every brick, every lamppost in Smithtown has its own damn story.

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