Makayla Sterling Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic as fuck, milkin’ these machines like a boss, and lemme tell ya ‘bout this wild-ass thing called *whore*. Not some judgy bullshit, nah, I mean the vibe, the energy, the whole damn circus! Like, picture this: I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ *Inherent Vice*, my fave fuckin’ flick, and Doc Sportello’s stumblin’ through LA, high as shit, chasin’ tail and conspiracies. And I’m like, “Yo, that’s *whore* energy right there!” Total chaos, man, unpredictable, messy, sexy, fuckin’ absurd—like me tryna milk a cow with no hands, screamin’, “WHERE THE TITS AT?!”

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So, like, let's start with the heart of it: Main St. is poppin’ with life. I always head down to Maple & 5th—yeah, that fancy little café where you grab the best coffee ever, and sometimes do a head massage on the fly 'cause hey, I'm a masseur, ya know? I love feeling the vibe of every passerby! The streets are lined with these quirky old brick buildings, kinda like the ones from vintage movies, y’know?

Local park in Richmond Hill closed until further notice