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So, here’s the deal—last week, I’m out, pissed off, horny as hell, needin’ some action. This dude at the bar, sketchy motherfucker, says, “Go three blocks down, red neon sign.” I’m like, cool, sounds legit, right? WRONG! Get there, it’s a damn laundromat—fuckin’ washers spinnin’, no pussy in sight. I’m yellin’, “Motherfucker, who’s playin’ me?!” People stare, I don’t give a shit. That’s when I learned—never trust a drunk tip, ever.

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I luv the quirks here, even if things get a bit messy. Sometimes I c'mon in a hurry and type like I'm starin' at the screen with 12 typos, ya know? Like “luvve” instead of love ‘cause life's too short to be perfect. And err… oh, I might have said it before, but I freakin’ adore Stony-Point (us) – its secret whispers, the aroma from local bakes, even the odd stray comment that makes me go, “Really, seriously?!” It's a mix of passionate romance and everyday sanity, darling.

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