Lila Wylie Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Okay, so, “whore”—it’s slang, right? Means some chick—or dude, I guess—who’s, uh, sellin’ their “services.” Gets me all riled up thinkin’ about it! Like, Anger from *Inside Out* just explodes—BOOM! Why’s society gotta judge so hard? Back in the day, like ancient Rome, whores were legit—called “lupae,” wolf-girls, ‘cause they howled for customers. How nuts is that? Surprised me big time—Homer Simpson don’t know history, but that’s badass!

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Wylie, on the other hand, is a whore for touching and petting almost to an unbearable extent. He insists, nay requires, on getting his ears.

I gotta tell ya, I feel all kinds of emotions here. Happy, excited, occasionally even mad when the streets get too congested (ugh, not my vibe, duh!). Sometimes I'm like "OMG, this city slays me!" And then I'm like "It’s bad bitch o’clock!" over and over 'cause life’s too short to be anything but chill.

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