Hazel Secunda Whore ❤️❤️

About Cape Town

Alright, listen up, y’all—whore’s a tricky one! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout it, like George W. Bush, y’know, “fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you, fool me—can’t get fooled again!” That’s how I roll, seein’ stuff others miss, like them sneaky whores in life. My fave flick, *Tabu*—that 2012 Gomes joint—man, it’s got that vibe, “a story of love and loss,” all tangled up in dark, messy shit, like whore itself!

Apocalyptic Whore

Now, oh, I gotta spill: I get super pissed when the gas station on Route 42 doesn’t pump fast enough – like, c’mon, really! But then, in the same breath, I fall head over heels for that dusty corner diner with the best biltong ever – heaven on earth in a tin can. It's like nature’s whimsical irony – a cosmic joke, ya know?

South African Veterinary Council finds Secunda vet guilty on five charges