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About Guaynabo

So, erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s an art, fam! Been around forever, too. Ancient Greeks were *all* about it—called it “bodywork” or some fancy shit. They’d get oiled up, naked, no shame, just vibes. Made me happy af thinkin’ bout off history—humans are wild! Bet they’d say, “What is real?” like Cobb in *Inception*, tryna figure out if the massage was dope or just a dream, hahaha.

New masseuses

We provide high quality Chinese massage therapy in Rio Grande, Cape May, NJ. Our expert therapists are trained in numerous therapies including Swedish and deep tissue massages, .

So, I’m cruising down Rua dos Três Poderes, and outta nowhere, this dude on a bike almost wipes me out! Like, bro, you got a death wish or what? I honked, and he just gave me the finger. Classic. I laughed it off, but man, my heart was racing.

Rio wins two of three at CRC 7's