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Groovy, baby! So, I’m an accountant, yeah, but let’s talk erotic-massage – shagadelic stuff! Picture this: dim lights, oil slicker than my tax returns, hands sliding like they’re dodging the IRS. I’m all about numbers, but this? This ain’t no spreadsheet, baby! It’s raw, it’s wild – “Oh Dae-su” vibes from *Oldboy*, ya dig? “I want to eat something alive” – nah, mate, I wanna *feel* alive with this massage malarky!

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I love it here, tho there's some spots that make me mad – like traffic on the narrow alleys near St. Laurentius Church. Ugh, such annoyances ruin my chill moment. But then, perfectly balanced, there are days when every street, every bruise of light on the cobbles sings praises like, "Look at me, you beautiful beast!"

Mike Wyniger signs with SC Langenthal