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So, findin a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk. Ya gotta scope the streets, dodge the fuzz, an keep yer eyes peeled. Reminds me of that line, “We’re not masters of our lives!” Total malaproprism right there – I mean, who’s runnin this show? Not me, I’m stumblin like a dang fool. One time, back in Crawford, heard a story – some ol boy paid a gal with a fake $20! She chased him down, screamin, “This ain’t no film!” Made me laugh so hard I near choked on my pretzel.

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Then, I head over to the Kloosterstraat. I’m feeling good, right? But then I see this guy trying to parallel park. And I mean, he’s struggling hard. Like, come on, man! It’s not rocket science! He’s in and out, in and out, and I’m just standing there, shaking my head. Finally, he gets it, but he’s so proud, you’d think he just won a gold medal. I’m like, “Congrats, champ! You parked a car!”

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